Assault Rifle Featuring Biblical Script ‘Ensures No Muslim Terrorist Will Pick Up Weapon’

by : UNILAD on : 21 Sep 2015 12:26

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Ever really wanted a gnarly assault rifle, but been worried a jihadist might steal it off you and do their evil bidding right there in your back garden?

Us neither. But fortunately for any paranoid, gun-loving Christians across the pond, Spike’s Tactical has created just the war weapon for them.


The ‘Crusader’, an impossibly controversially-named AR-15 semiautomatic rifle, is now on sale for god-fearing citizens looking to pack some serious fucking heat.

Ben ‘Mookie’ Thomas, a former Navy seal and owner of the business we can thank for creating this insane piece of weaponry, says in a Youtube video about his new product:

“This ensures that no Muslim terrorist will ever pick up this weapon to use it to bring harm against another person. That’s actually my favorite part of the rifle.”

The verse, printed on the weapon’s magazine, comes from Psalm 144:


“Blessed be the Lord my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle.”

Check out Mookie’s pitch for the Crusader below.

Jeez. Guessing ‘turn the other cheek’ isn’t going to be one of the rifle’s featured biblical passages.

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The Washington Post
  1. The Washington Post

    Onward Christian soldiers — with a specially made assault rifle