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Assembly Room Evacuated After Speaker Farted

by : Cameron Frew on : 09 Aug 2019 16:27
https://www.kenyans.co.ke

The thing about farting in situations you really shouldn’t: they’re almost always absolute humdingers. 

The impending doom of what’s about to happen, the last-ditch effort to contain it, and then, the inevitable flatulence. Silent or loud, they’re always deadly – almost as if the anxiety pre-fart heightens its impact.

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Have you ever done a fart so bad, so pungent, that you’ve halted a debate? Well, someone in Kenya managed the hilarious feat.

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A rather heated debate about market stalls at Kenyan regional assembly on Wednesday, August 7, was interrupted by the emergence of a foul smell. The blame game swiftly followed, BBC News reports.

Julius Gaya reportedly told Homa Bay county assembly:

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Honourable Speaker, one of us has polluted the air and I know who it is.

The member accused of farting replied: 

I am not the one. I cannot do such a thing in front of my colleagues.

The assembly’s Speaker, Edwin Kakach, then told members to take a break outside the chamber. Kakach asked officials to get air fresheners ‘to make it pleasant. Get whatever flavour you will find in any office, whether it’s vanilla or strawberry.’

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The speaker added:

We cannot continue sitting in an environment that smells bad.

The smell eventually subsided, allowing the debate to continue. But, the mystery still remains.

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Who was the phantom farter? Whoever it was, I imagine they feel both a sense of disgust and immense pride at causing such havoc.

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Cameron Frew

After graduating from Glasgow Caledonian University with an NCTJ and BJTC-accredited Multimedia Journalism degree, Cameron ventured into the world of print journalism at The National, while also working as a freelance film journalist on the side, becoming an accredited Rotten Tomatoes critic in the process. He's now left his Scottish homelands and taken up residence at UNILAD as a journalist.

Topics: News, Africa, fart, Kenya, World News

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    Kenya's Homa Bay: Fart pushes Speaker to suspend debate