Blac Chyna And Rob Kardashian Just Took Mannequin Challenge Way Too Far

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Blac Chyna is not one to pass up the chance to jump on board a ridiculous viral trend. Not even during the birth of her child.

This sad fact is evidenced by a birthing home video posted by Chyna – a former stripper-turned reality TV leech – on Instagram.

Now I’m no expert but I’d have thought childbirth would involve a little more movement, a little more screaming and a little less hashtag.

Dream Team ? #mannequinchallenge

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But nope. I was wrong. Blac Chyna thought the birth of her child with Rob Kardashian would be a good time to give the Mannequin Challenge a go.

In case you’ve missed it, the mannequin challenge is the latest viral video trend in which everyone in shot freezes; kind of like musical statues… Essentialy, it’s yet another pointless waste of our time.

In fact, the Mannequin Challenge isn’t at all unlike self-titled ‘mogul’ Blac Chyna… Okay, so this video is actually a match made in viral heaven.

Blac Chyna, mogul, entrepreneur, a mother and a badass bitch. @papermagazine

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But putting 28-year-old Blac Chyna and her desperate ploy for media attention aside, this must be the saddest Mannequin Challenge of all time.

Dream Renee Kardashian ? @dream

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As Chyna gave birth to her 7lbs 5 baby girl, named Dream yesterday morning, this mother’s mind was elsewhere – namely, her Instagram account.

How horrifyingly 2016 is this?


Francesca Donovan

Francesca Donovan

A former emo kid who talks too much about 8Chan meme culture, the Kardashian Klan, and how her smartphone is probably killing her. Francesca is a Cardiff University Journalism Masters grad who has done words for BBC, ELLE, The Debrief, DAZED, an art magazine you've never heard of and a feminist zine which never went to print.