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Book Claims You May ‘Fascinate A Woman By Giving Her A Piece Of Cheese’

by : Shola Lee on : 03 Jan 2022 16:27
Book Claims You May 'Fascinate A Woman By Giving Her A Piece Of Cheese'@manigarm/Twitter/Alamy

In what will be welcome news to cheesemongers, one book claims you can fascinate a woman by giving her cheese.

Say Gouda-bye to what you thought you knew about piquing a women’s interest, because it turns out you might just need some brie.

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The advice comes fresh – or should we say matured – from 17th century text The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft.

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Anthropologist Dr. Holly Walters took to Twitter to share the news, complete with a picture from the book.

A little confused by the advice, Dr. Walters captioned the photo, ‘Well, I mean…’ and proceeded to point out the block of text.

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The text read:

You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese.

While the advice comes a little too late for the festive season, it’s right in time for Valentine’s Day.

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Who needs chocolates and roses when you can have fascinating feta?

Of course, people took to Twitter to weigh in on the discussion. One user wrote that it’s ‘what women really want’, with another adding, ‘Fascinating cheese is my dating style.’

Another boldly said, ‘This works,’ and, honestly, would you not be grateful for some extra cheddar?

One romantic user continued:

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I have a Kraft American Single that I have been saving for my dream girl.

Sounds like the start of an epic love story.

It’s not just women who can be impressed by the pasteurised gift, with another user adding, ‘I’ve found this works with men and [non-binary people] too’.

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Well, with that, we’re off to the shops to grab a cheeseboard.

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Shola Lee

Shola Lee began her journalism career while studying for her undergraduate degree at Queen Mary, University of London and Columbia University in New York. She has written for the Columbia Spectator, QM Global Bloggers, CUB Magazine, UniDays, and Warner Brothers' Wizarding World Digital. Recently, Shola took part in the 2021 BAFTA Crew and BBC New Creatives programme before becoming a journalist at UNILAD, where she works on breaking news, trending stories, and features.

Topics: Food, book, Cheese, Women

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The Poke and 1 other
  1. The Poke

    This old book insists you can fascinate a woman with cheese – and it’s totally Brielievable

  2. @manigram

    Well, I mean...