BREAKING: Loch Ness Monster Found Dead

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It is with a heavy heart that I must share the sad news of the passing of a great beast, the Loch Ness monster. 

The rotting carcass of the mythical beast was discovered on the banks of the infamous Scottish loch by a dog walker yesterday, The Mirror reports.

The body – which totally isn’t a TV set – was surrounded by police tape and looks an awful lot like the stereotypical description of the creature.

Help2Rehome Scotland posted the images on Facebook today asking: “Has Nessy been found? Or someone playing a fascinating prank?”

Of course, some people aren’t convinced that the mess of bones and organs, which are startlingly well preserved, is actually Nessie’s body.

Social media, naturally, went into meltdown with some saying it looked like ‘a bunch of ribs and white puddings’ while Stephen Welford thought: ‘That is a giraffe body’.

Meanwhile, Help2Rehome Scotland have discredited the idea that Nessie is really dead, saying that it’s just a set for TV show.

Thank the lord, can you imagine what Loch Ness would be like without a fake monster swimming in the lake…


Tom Percival

Tom Percival

More of a concept than a journalist, Tom Percival was forged in the bowels of Salford University from which he emerged grasping a Masters in journalism. Since then his rise has been described by himself as ‘meteoric’ rising to the esteemed rank of Social Editor at UNILAD as well as working at the BBC, Manchester Evening News, and ITV. He credits his success to three core techniques, name repetition, personality mirroring, and never breaking off a handshake.