If it wasn’t for social media, I may not have found out there was a heatwave in Britain this week.
According to every single media outlet in the country (now including this one), Britain today is experiencing the hottest weather in nine years, with temperatures reaching 34.5C in certain parts of our tiny island.
It’s actually so hot, that bookmakers are even getting in on it, with Coral slashing the odds on it being Britain’s hottest ever summer from 4-1 to 3-1. Banker? Probably not. It will be snowing next week.
And as always in this wonderful country, with sun and heat comes COMPLETE FUCKING CHAOS…
— Chris (@chrsmddck) June 30, 2015
The Jesus tribute acts are out…
— Toby Earle (@TobyonTV) July 1, 2015
I know, mate
Never seen so many picture's of peoples cars dashboards before #HeatWave
— Ferris Hall (@Ferrish07) July 1, 2015
This is just fucking brilliant. (Source)
— The Poke (@ThePoke) July 1, 2015
This British heatwave is making me laugh. Guys that's not hot, that's an early spring day OF PERFECT WEATHER. It's not even sweat time then.
— G. (@inkedpages) July 1, 2015
Some people just can’t hack it…
It's too hot in the office so we're all going home! All phones are diverted to the on-call phone so you can still get hold of us! #heatwave
— Cream Personnel (@CreamPersonnel) July 1, 2015
Lived in Cyprus for 2 years, yet can't handle a British heatwave ??
— Katie Galvin (@Katieggrace) July 1, 2015
Sick to death of this heatwave already! ? an it’s only July 1.
— ♦️Splashy♥️ (@Splashy23_) July 1, 2015
We’ll give this guy the final say…
People who ask if if it's warm outside when everyone and their dog has tweeted about the unbearable heatwave outside are Helmets #Simple
— Paul Martin (@Paul_James11) July 1, 2015
Jack of nothing. Master of f**k all.