Chinese Mystic Touches Woman’s Breasts To Predict The Future

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkyyILLkazw

I’ve seen some weird and wonderful things in my time but this, this is just straight up fucking bizarre.

This is the moment a Chinese mystic apparently attempted to tell a young woman’s fortune by squeezing her breasts and fondling them repeatedly according to the Mirror. Yep, what the actual fuck.

The video shows the man holding a pair of crutches in his left hand and the woman’s boobs in the other as a large crowd of people stand around them, gazing in awe.

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The young woman looks incredibly bored throughout the video, resting her head on her hand with a look of tiresome disgust on her face.

Although only an incredibly short video those seven mysterious seconds are more than enough.

After watching it perhaps a dozen times I am plagued with questions. Is it normal? Is this what she paid for? Why does she look so dismally bored? And what is the future?

I guess we’ll never know unfortunately.


Joseph Loftus

Joseph Loftus

Joseph Loftus is a Gold Standard NCTJ journalist with four years experience working for international and regional press.As well as working for UNILAD and LADbible, Joseph has worked as Liverpool Correspondent for Unsigned & Independent Magazine, as well as stints with the Liverpool Echo and Warrington Guardian.