Another day, another dick.
Dermot O’ Leary, The X Factor host and all round good egg, has sparked a new cock and balls controversy after donning a pair of particularly tight trousers on Sunday night’s show.
As the host introduced viewers to the Boot Camp stage of the show at Alexandra Palace – in which contestants proceed to back stab and bicker with their new best friends – you could quite obviously see the full fruit bowl through his garments.
Twitter was quick to react, with some delightful comments about Dermot’s Trifecta. Some were impressed, some horrified and some merely confused about what TV’s top boy had in his boxers.
excuse me but Dermot O’Leary’s bulge in them white pants is cheering me right up
— laura (@_jockkers) September 18, 2016
— paul (@antybrik80) September 18, 2016
Bloody hell! Dermot + bulge = ??#XFactor2016
— Phil Wright (@PhilHufflepuff) September 18, 2016
Dermot and those tight cream pants sweet baby Jesus ? ??? #XFactor
— Jess Loftus (@jfl22) September 18, 2016
— Dan L (@gindan82) September 18, 2016
What’s dermot got in his pants ??? #XFactor2016
— Treefrog (@Treefrogdj) September 18, 2016
Apparently the standard of The X Factor contestants is so poor this year, and viewers so disillusioned by the tired old formats, that Dermot’s anatomical prowess is more entertaining and notable than listening to any of the hopeful wannabees sing.
A former emo kid who talks too much about 8Chan meme culture, the Kardashian Klan, and how her smartphone is probably killing her. Francesca is a Cardiff University Journalism Masters grad who has done words for BBC, ELLE, The Debrief, DAZED, an art magazine you’ve never heard of and a feminist zine which never went to print.