‘Dildo Thief’ Caught On Camera Stealing 7.5 Inch Sex Toy

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A man has been caught on camera walking out of a sex shop with a variety of sex toys while wearing perhaps the most distinguishable outfit he could have possibly worn.

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Wearing pink shoes and neon green sleeves, the man allegedly entered the BeDaring Adult Shop in Caboolture, Queensland, on Saturday afternoon (June 29) and stole a number of items.

The store uploaded footage of the incident on social media, asking the public to help police with their inquiries with regards to finding the unknown man.

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Take a look below:

The CCTV footage shows the man holding his would-be purchases for an extended period of time, as though he’s pondering whether to buy them.

Disclaimer: he doesn’t, as soon enough he turns on his heel and walks briskly out of the shop, unpaid items in hand.

Despite his bright choice of clothing, the man keeps his head down and face covered with a beige cap, ensuring the camera never gets a good look at his features.

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The thirsty AF man allegedly stole a 7.5 inch squirting dildo and a sex machine stand on his way out of the store, with staff seeing the funny side despite police involvement.

In a post shared to Facebook, the store wrote:

This person was in such a hurry in his fresh AF pink kicks, he forgot to pay for a 7.5” squirting dildo and a sex machine stand on his way out of our Caboolture store.

Anyone with information about the theft or the man’s identity is asked to call Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000. Alternatively, you can call the store and quote reference number QP1901274388.

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It seems this bright clothed man isn’t the only one stealing sex toys recently, as earlier in the year police were hunting for two ‘Butt Plug Bandits‘ in Petone, New Zealand.

Police were searching for two women who were accused of stealing several expensive sex toys from the Peaches and Cream store.

The pair aroused suspicion when a staff member noticed they split up after walking in, and that their bags appeared fuller the longer they stayed in the store.

The women reportedly left the store with a collection of toys including two anal climaxers worth over $300 each, and a Hustler brand rabbit vibrator worth over $250.

One of the women did return an item and apologised, although the other allegedly refused to open her bag and left with the stolen goods.

I think the moral of the story here guys is, well, just buy your own sex toys.

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