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Donald Trump Reckons North Korea Threats Will Boost Guam’s Tourism

by : UNILAD on : 11 Aug 2017 17:21
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Guam. The island you never heard of that’s suddenly on almost every page on the Internet after the poster boy for North Korea threatened a nuclear attack.

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However it’s not all bad for the pocket sized island.

Aside from the high possibility of essentially being dissolved into the Pacific Ocean via out and out nuclear holocaust – Donald Trump does think the threats will increase tourism, reports the New York Times.

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Guam’s Governor, Eddie Calvo, must be absolutely delighted: ‘Folk of Guam – yes you may be reduced to burning nothingness in the immediate future, butttttt we are now a stellar holiday destination. Thanks Kim’.

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Okay so that’s not a real quote, but I kid you not – the below is exactly what Trump said to Calvo. Un-fucking-believable:

I have to tell you, you have become extremely famous all over the world. They are talking about Guam; and they’re talking about you.

I can say this: You’re going to go up, like, tenfold with the expenditure of no money.

And amazingly, Calvo agreed – you’re literally seconds away from a nuclear holocaust and you’re chatting about how good your island is: 

It’s a paradise. We got 95 per cent occupancy and after all this stuff calms down, we’re going to have 110 percent occupancy.

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Now I’ve never been to Guam but I’m pretty sure it is definitely a paradise.

However what I’m not so sure of is whether it’ll still be a paradise in the smokey aftermath of nuclear war – which should definitely be a bigger talking point right now than tourism.

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Jesus wept.

Topics: News

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    North Korea Threats Will Boost Tourism, Trumps Tells Guam Governor