Do you ever look at something and ask yourself, how did that get there? The gargantuan ball of muck on this poor fella’s forehead sure made me ask myself said question.
However while I did not get an answer, I got the next best thing. Watching the bastard being born out of the gaping slit like a Kinder Egg spat out from its mechanical mother.
With the help of a scalpel, scissors, and some tweezers, Dr. Sandra Lee creates quite the incision into the man’s forehead as blood trickles out of the wound.
Next up, Sandra tries to squeeze the old boy free but the epidermoid cyst just wont budge so she hacks away some more until the cyst has no other choice.
In a way, watching this video is like watching a birth. At first there’s the struggle but after a small touch of TLC and a bit of help from the Doc the baby is born.
And in this case, voila – what a baby! A beautiful mozzarrella baby coated in blood and another assortment of forehead discharge.
But this wouldn’t be a Dr. Pimple Popper video if she didn’t hack the cyst into pieces once it was in the open revealing a consistency reminiscent of paper mache and feta. Beautiful.
Check it out below:
Joseph Loftus is a Gold Standard NCTJ journalist with four years experience working for international and regional press.
As well as working for UNILAD and LADbible, Joseph has worked as Liverpool Correspondent for Unsigned & Independent Magazine, as well as stints with the Liverpool Echo and Warrington Guardian.