When you’ve finished reading this sentence, there’s another settlement that needs your help. I’ll mark it on your map.
We can all agree that Fallout 4’s Preston Garvey displays an inability to just chill the fuck out that quickly made him an internet sensation.
It doesn’t matter where you are or what you’re doing, Preston will have a settlement that needs our help. The Minutemen must be huge by now.
So great is our collective exasperation of Preston Garvey, that he has now found a way to bleed into the real world and harass people.
YouTuber ICEnJAM is once again using a videogame character soundboard to prank call unsuspecting folk – to hilarious effect.
As you would expect from a video of Preston Garvey prank calling people, he has settlements, and they’re in need of help.
Kudos to the people on the other end of the phone for their patience, to be fair – they seem genuinely invested in helping till they realize that Preston is either a prank call or a genuinely insane person (I suspect the latter).
Check out the video below. I especially appreciate the moment when Preston forgets all about the settlements and instead tries a little romance. There’s more to life than settlements after all, eh?
Be sure to check out some of ICEnJam’s other videos. One particular highlight is the Vault-Tec guy from the start of Fallout 4 cold calling strangers about their Vault needs.
Ewan Moore is a journalist at UNILAD Gaming who still quite hasn’t gotten out of his mid 00’s emo phase. After graduating from the University of Portsmouth in 2015 with a BA in Journalism & Media Studies (thanks for asking), he went on to do some freelance words for various places, including Kotaku, Den of Geek, and TheSixthAxis, before landing a full time gig at UNILAD in 2016.