Get Paid £28,000 A Year To Masturbate As Full Time Job

Bwark Productions/ Film4 Productions/ Young Films

Listen up, if you enjoy some, erm, ‘alone time’, you might want to listen up, because a company in the UK are looking for a sex toy reviewer.

Not only will you receive free sex toys, games and lingerie, but you’ll also be paid to try them out give reviews – for £28,000 a year – the job perks aren’t too shabby either…

The successful candidate will have the privilege of working from home for two days – I wonder why that might be?


Love Woo are the guys advertising the role and to apply, the online adult store are asking for candidates to send a sample sex review along with their CV and/or a video application telling them a bit about yourself and why you think you’d be perfect for the role.

A couple of little details which might just swing it for you – you get time off on your birthday, private healthcare, a discounted gym membership, an annual staff retreat, oh and uncapped holiday leave!

Yes, uncapped holiday leave – you heard me right – you have unlimited days off because the company say they ‘trust’ their staff.


So, if this sounds right up your street, you’re ‘enthusiastic and hard working’, have a ‘good sense of humour’ and are ‘personable and honest’, get applying!

The closing date is September 15 – good luck.