Forgetting someone’s name after sleeping with them is bad enough, but forgetting their face? Well, that’s just a recipe for disaster.
Swiping right on Tinder earlier this month, one woman managed to find a match. The problem? She had already slept with him.
The other problem? He completely forgot about their night of passion.
In his opening message on the dating app, he asked: “What you looking for on here then?”
Realising he didn’t know who she was, the woman replied with ‘some fun’ before asking if he had ‘hooked up with anyone else’ on Tinder.
He reassured her that although he had hooked up with two girls, but that was ‘months ago now’.
Continuing on, she asked if he had had any weird experiences on the app before saying that she had previously been with someone who was, well, a bit shit in bed.
Before he came round he bragged about his great game.
But it was a disappointment really. Pretended I had uni early in the morning so I could kick him out. Me and my friends have been laughing about it ever since.
She added: “The worst part is he matched with me on Tinder a few months later and completely forgot who I was until I reminded him how shit he was in bed.”
Cue the penny drop.
Eventually the guy cued in but continued to try and play it cool, insisting it ‘wasn’t him’ – until he admitted to remembering what her room looked like:
Despite the obvious humiliation, he still fancied his chances, reportedly writing: “What are you actually looking for on here then?”
The exchange was shared online by the woman’s housemate, Ronan, who wrote on Twitter: “My housemate matched with a boy on tinder who she’d already slept with but he didn’t remember who she was so she just read him for filth.”
Within a day, the post had been liked by 30,000 people and shared almost 8,000 times.