Guy Crashes Speeding Car Into Wall Trying To Enter Time Portal

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A rookie time traveller crashed his pick-up truck while allegedly trying to enter a time portal. Obviously nobody told this guy he needs a flux capacitor to pull off that kind of move.

Police in Florida reported that the 40-year-old man was found sat contently inside his Dodge Challenger truck on the way to visit his child on Sunday, after bursting through the wall of a mall in Pensacola.

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A crash report obtained by the Huffington Post states the driver told attending officers that “he was driving at high speeds on the interstate in an attempt to enter a time portal,” and that the only reason it didn’t work was because “he did not leave the time portal until the crash occurred.” Okay then.

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Mark Foster

Mark is the Gaming Editor for UNILAD. Having grown up a gaming addict, he's been deeply entrenched in culture and spends time away from work playing as much as possible. Mark studied music at University and found a love for journalism through going to local gigs and writing about them for local and national publications.

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