One allegedly cuckolded man has taken revenge on his girlfriend publicly, sharing a video of his vendetta to Facebook.
The unidentified be-capped smoker opted not to talk his grievances out with his partner, but instead to punish her in an impressive display of regression to playground tactics from a grown adult.
The man took to the bathroom to rant about her wrong-doing and to destroy the thing she holds most dear in the shower: Her make-up… Because a woman’s make-up is her source of self-worth and happiness, apparently.
You can watch the video below:
The man, hoping to appear hard, addressed the camera saying:
Alright guys, last night on some drunk hoe shit my girl thought it was a good idea to message one of my homies and see if they could link up and all that shit.
He ominously turns on the shower, presumably channelling The Godfather, adding: “I don’t know about you guys but to me that’s a serious offence.”
The man proceeds to embark on his vigilante justice mission against his girlfriend’s make-up, in the style of countless unoriginal and wasteful YouTubers before him.
I have a feeling this relationship of one-up-manship and distrust won’t last long.