Here’s How You Get Donald Trump To Shut Up


Sad Donald Trump

A woman from Flint, Michigan has discovered a way to get Donald Trump to shut the fuck up.

The walking wig of a Presidential candidate travelled to Flint to deliver his personal thanks to the town pastors who have been tirelessly working to combat the local water crisis.

In typical Trump fashion, he used the photo op to further his own blustering campaign – he even stretched to blaming his opponent Hillary Clinton for the crisis, in scenes we’re dubbing WaterGate 2.0.

But with God on her side this brave woman intervened before Trump could reach full-flow on yet another nonsensical tirade.

The pastor calmly said:

Mr. Trump, I invited you here to thank us for what we’ve done in Flint, not to give a political speech.

The magnate turned wannabee politician, for the first time in his pig-headed campaign, actually listened and took note, and with his tail between his legs, finished the job he was there to do.

Diplomacy ain’t dead, folks. Now we’ve realised Trump’s motormouth has an off switch, sanity has a fighting chance too.

Francesca Donovan

Francesca Donovan

A former emo kid who talks too much about 8Chan meme culture, the Kardashian Klan, and how her smartphone is probably killing her. Francesca is a Cardiff University Journalism Masters grad who has done words for BBC, ELLE, The Debrief, DAZED, an art magazine you've never heard of and a feminist zine which never went to print.