Machete-Wielding Robber Quickly Regrets Decision As Shop Assistant Grabs Samurai Sword

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You call that a knife? This is a knife!

One machete-wielding criminal quickly regretted his decision to try and rob this particular store when the woman behind the counter calmly pulled out a freakin’ samurai sword to fight back!

The crazy CCTV footage, uploaded to Live Leak, shows the moment the man threatened the female shop assistant with the blade and appeared to demand money from the till.

However, this guy got more than he bargained for when she suddenly whipped out the larger sword and went all Kill Bill on him.

He actually takes a swing at her, before realising to his horror that he’s hopelessly outmatched in weaponry and he legs it, as she chases him out of the shop.

Remember kids, crime doesn’t pay, but a samurai sword hidden behind the counter just might.