The topic was raised as “How To Get Your Neighbors To Stop Stealing Your Newspaper” and some of the suggestions are great.
They range from place photo’s of the thief in the paper so they have to stare at their own face to cover pages in cat shit, which is kind of cutting your nose off to spite your face unless animal faeces is your bag.
But the best answer so far is so simple that it is frankly brilliant, and it keeps you out of the litter tray.
Now there is no hard evidence of how events unfolded, but I think it is fairly safe to assume the combination of gravity and fine powder succeeded as the conspirator’s paper has supposedly been safe ever since.
Some people pointed out glitter could be used to similar effect, but a safety conscious prankster noted that in some rare cases glitter may cause blindness.
An NCTJ Journalist with an MA in Sports Journalism, Kieron is an experienced social media journalist who has worked in the industry since 2015. His experience includes work with ITN, the MEN, WISH/WIRE/TOWER FM, and 8:50 Sports Digest… not forgetting his time at ASDA.