According to a doctor’s report, Roberto Esquivel Cabera, the man who claimed to have the world’s biggest penis has been lying to world about the actual size of his own ‘pride and joy’.
In shocking development in the global willy-waving contest Mr Cabera, the 55-year-old Mexican marvel, has been less than forthcoming about his actual size.
While Roberto claims his penis measures at 18.9 inches Radiologist, Dr Jesus Pablo Gil Muro says it is in fact only ’16cm to 18cm from the pubis’.
Speaking to Metro Dr Gil said:
What the CT scan showed was that there is a very large foreskin. It goes just before the knee. But the penis itself is about 16cm to 18cm from the pubis.
So it doesn’t go all the way through the foreskin. The rest of the tissue found there is just foreskin, blood vessels, and some inflammation of the skin. He was obsessed with the penis length.
While it’s quite normal for men to brag and make exaggerations about the size of their ‘garden hose’, I must say if it turns out Cabera’s been lying then we should just give it up on the morality of human beings altogether.
Long before his faux-penis size was rumbled by his doctor, Jonah Falcon – the man with the world’s ‘second’ largest penis was casting doubt over Cabera’s record-breaking size. He claimed the fact Cabera uses weights to stretch his manhood means his size is not legitimate.
To be honest, I don’t know why he’s hating, you have world’s second largest penis and your name is ‘Jonah Falcon’. That’s like the coolest name ever, you can literally get any job in any field with that name.
Previously speaking to The Sun the 47-year-old New Yorker said:
His penis isn’t 19 inches. Doctors have acknowledged this and said he could have a normal sex life if he is essentially circumcised.
It has been going around for the past two-and-a-half years.
The man stretched his foreskin constantly, from what I understand, but it’s normal underneath.
I think it’s ridiculous and he seems kind of desperate. No matter how big he is, it’s not going to change the fact that I’m 13.5inches.
In the past Cabera has complained that he ‘cannot wear a uniform’ or ‘run fast’ on the account of his large penis – which turns out is all a LIE! – therefore making him unhireable to potential employers.
He also claimed his large member has caused him health problems in the past, which is probably why went to the doctor who uncovered his shameful secret.
Honestly, this is bigger than the time Lance Armstrong got caught cheating with steroids – what is the world coming to eh?