If like myself you believed that fast food had hit its zenith with the KFC Double Down then I’m afraid to say you weren’t thinking filthy enough.
The mad McDonald’s burgineers have crafted a pork burger with a layer of delicious cheese in the middle of it, that’s right it’s a deep friend cheesy bacon sandwich which will have drunks across the world drooling.
It’s called the ‘cheese katsu burger’ and is a combination of lovely golden cheddar and pork cutler. Unfortunately Rnald McDonald, the sadistic fuck, has only made the sandwich available in Japan.
CHEESE KATSU BURGER. i should go to japan orz pic.twitter.com/ygOASnWJf7
— e m i l y (@bts_ems) November 4, 2016
We can only pray that one day the cheese katsu will arrive here in Blighty, but we’ve been burnt before remember the truffle fries? No me either because they never arrived in the country!
Here’s the advert that’s currently running for the sandwich…
While we don’t speak Japanese it’s pretty obvious that the general idea is the sandwich is capable of reducing anyone who eats it to a puddle of post-orgasmic goo.
Now it you’ll excuse me I’m off to Maccies…
More of a concept than a journalist, Tom Percival was forged in the bowels of Salford University from which he emerged grasping a Masters in journalism.
Since then his rise has been described by himself as ‘meteoric’ rising to the esteemed rank of Social Editor at UNILAD as well as working at the BBC, Manchester Evening News, and ITV.
He credits his success to three core techniques, name repetition, personality mirroring, and never breaking off a handshake.