Just like a marriage, getting a tattoo is for life. And just like a divorce, getting laser surgery is expensive.
Which is why you really need to be sure about what kind of body art you’re getting. Here’s a hint, maybe don’t get one of a former adult film star, it’s questionable at best.
You know who doesn’t want you getting a tattoo of their likeness on your body? Mia Khalifa. She absolutely hates it, as one poor fan found out the hard way.
Known for her spicy trolling of sports stars who attempt to creep into her DMs, the sports broadcaster had to publicly call someone out after they decided to tattoo her face on to their thigh.
She posted a picture of it on her Instagram and proceeded to grill the well-intentioned admirer in the captions.
STOP GETTING TATTOOS OF ME. This is not by any means flattering, it is OUTRIGHT CREEPY. Also, I had braces for way too long to accept that uneven picket fence you’re calling a smile as decent work, my teeth are fucking perfect.
STOP GETTING TATTOOS OF ME. This is not by any means flattering, it is OUTRIGHT CREEPY. Also, I had braces for way too long to accept that uneven picket fence you’re calling a smile as decent work, my teeth are fucking perfect. Don’t finish it, save your money and cover this up with a tribal symbol or some other trashy tattoo you obviously already have if you’re willing to put A COMPLETE STRANGERS FACE ON YOUR BODY YOU PSYCHO. Jesus Christ.
While the piece was clearly unfinished, she offered some advice to the person in question, urging him:
Don’t finish it, save your money and cover this up with a tribal symbol or some other trashy tattoo you obviously already have if you’re willing to put A COMPLETE STRANGERS FACE ON YOUR BODY YOU PSYCHO. Jesus Christ.
This is why you shouldn’t have heroes.
There are two ways of looking at this. From the fan’s perspective you would be a little cheesed-off if someone who you’ve just got a tattoo of just cast pure shade on the sentiment. Okay, it might be creepy, but it’s their body. They have the right to decorate it any way they choose, regardless of taste or decency.
From Mia’s perspective, it’s easy to empathise with someone in her position. As a well-known personality something like this comes off as over the top and obsessive. While the intentions may be good, it doesn’t make it any less peculiar. If someone showed you a tattoo of your face on their bicep what kind of reaction would you have? I’m sure flattery is the last emotion you would be feeling.
No filter. No makeup. No touch up apps. Just pure, unadulterated, genuine hard work, sweat, (and some tears). No matter how gross and sweaty I am, I never feel sexier than after I leave a session with @kellygeefit, thank you for sculpting my body and re-sculpting my self confidence. I’m so lucky to call you a friend. #PreVacationModeActivated #FromSpringRollsToSummerBod
This isn’t the first time Mia Khalifa has had to call someone out for tattoos baring her likeness. In January 2017 she roasted a fan on Twitter after she spotted his poorly designed tattoo, as reported by Complex.
In her post she wrote:
Y’all, I found a piece worse than the Cowboys SB LI Champs tat. Hope he didn’t expect a “thank u” from me. I will not condone this f*ckery.
Y'all, I found a piece worse than the Cowboys SB LI Champs tat. Hope he didn't expect a "thank u" from me. I will not condone this fuckery. pic.twitter.com/NmsI0XFcaI
— Mia K. (@miakhalifa) January 16, 2017
She went on to say:
First of all, you’re an idiot. Second of all, my eyebrows are uneven. Third of all, what kind of two-for-one special did you get this tattoo on? I look like I just crawled out of the depths of hell nose first. What kind of dumbass would permanently mark their body with this?
Moral of the story? Stop getting Mia Khalifa tattoos, she ain’t got time for this nonsense.
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