NOPE! Cockroach Lives On After Being Chopped In Half

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Oh HELL no.

Some gruesome footage has emerged proving the extreme survival capabilities of the cockroach.

In it, half a cockroach is seen crawling across a marble floor, just chilling, feeling alright, seemingly unaware that it has been chopped in two. It’s other half is less active.

The footage was supposedly shot in Bangkok, Thailand, The Mirror reports.

Most cockroaches only grow to the size of a thumbnail, but there is one type that can reach 9cm in length, weighing about 30g. Fuck that. Get in the sea.

They say cockroaches are the only living creature that would survive a nuclear holocaust. I’d usually consider myself a pacifist, but we need bigger bombs.