If you think having a tooth pulled at the dentist is bad, this gross video of a man having a knife pulled out of his eye will probably make you realise what a baby you’re being.
In the video the man, who seems pretty calm considering he’s got a fucking carving knife coming out of his eye, gives the doctors the OK and then they start to pull.
But it’s only as we see the doctor struggle with the knife that you realise quite how deep into the poor bloke’s head the blade goes.
As the doctor pulls, his head moves forward and another doctor needs to hold his head back to help get it out.
Clearly losing patience with the doctors he mimes a pulling motion and after a fair bit of yanking the knife comes free.
The doctors then use a presumably magic towel to cover the guys wound and hopefully stop him bleeding to death.
We’re guessing, and hoping, that this poor bloke was sedated when they yanked the blade out, otherwise that’s a headache a pack of Neurofen probably won’t solve.
More of a concept than a journalist, Tom Percival was forged in the bowels of Salford University from which he emerged grasping a Masters in journalism.
Since then his rise has been described by himself as ‘meteoric’ rising to the esteemed rank of Social Editor at UNILAD as well as working at the BBC, Manchester Evening News, and ITV.
He credits his success to three core techniques, name repetition, personality mirroring, and never breaking off a handshake.