Obama’s 55th Birthday Party Sounds F*cking Amazing

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Barack Obama is set to turn 55 soon, and his last birthday in the White House sounds like it’s going to be one hell of a party.

For a guy who has a dream to open a t-shirt shack in Hawaii, who can turn his presidential speech into a comic-filled roast on politicians, and who makes light of his leaving the White House with a spoof video, I mean, he really deserves a pretty great birthday celebration.

And sources confirm that Michelle Obama is throwing a top-secret bash for the president to celebrate his last birthday as president, Page Six reports.

Rumour has it Beyonce, Jay Z, Kendrick Lamar, Usher, and Stevie Wonder will be joining the party, along with a whole host of other celebrities and politicians (not including Trump).

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A source told Page Six:

All the preparations and the guest list are being kept top-secret. The plan is to throw a party for the president to really let his hair down.

There will be performances and a dance party that will go late into the night. Social media will be banned.

So we probably won’t be seeing any videos on Twitter of Obama doing keg stands anytime soon.

Sounds like it’s going to be one hell of a celebration – although it may not be top secret anymore. Sorry, Michelle.