Still looking for that special present for someone that says ‘Hey we’re cool but you’re kind of weird’? Look no further than the end of your nose and jump on Amazon because they’ve got a gift to get you all the odd looks this Christmas.
Say hello to Joyfay’s disturbingly cute giant teddy bear – ‘Disturbingly cute’ thought that was just my Tinder profile…
Anyway, Twitter exploded as people discovered what this little bear’s je ne s’ais quoi is when Twitter user BeelzebubsBabygirl posted on Thursday with the caption ‘i can’t handle this’…
i can’t handle this pic.twitter.com/ExuMvB0vw6
— ♡BeelzebubsBabygirl♡ (@cooltonedcutie) November 9, 2017
It’s got legs longer than my tab at the local Wetherspoons.
Let’s take a closer look at that leggy so and so:
Can we get an expert in, as I don’t think that’s anatomically correct, even for a teddy bear.
Anyway, BeelzebubsBabygirls’ thread lit right up, like a highly flammable teddy bear. Here are some of the best replies:
When it’s laying on the bed pic.twitter.com/aZZbbDXrWm
— hoedak yellow (@PedanticOtter) November 10, 2017
Why does this bear look like it's my stepdad now pic.twitter.com/PYoqbpW8dw
— OG Tommy Pickles (@OGTommyP) November 10, 2017
Got a thing for long legs? pic.twitter.com/d6ZYTJ1jQg
— Jaylin Rutledge (@Spiderjay2) November 10, 2017
Unbelievably the Joyfay 78″ Giant Teddy Bear is currently out of stock, wonder how that could’ve happened, but keep your eyes peeled in case stocks replenish because this leggy chap is all out of people to buy him Christmas presents.
Otherwise, if you can’t get your hands on old creepy long legs, get me one of these:
I’d be all over, or in, one of those.
Tim Horner is a sub-editor at UNILAD. He graduated with a BA Journalism from University College Falmouth before most his colleagues were born. A previous editor of adult mags, he now enjoys bringing the tone down in the viral news sector.