Photo ‘Proves’ Kylie Jenner Has Given Birth
New photos have emerged which could prove Kylie Jenner may have already given birth to her baby.
You can look at the world in two ways; you’re either sound level-headed people who are very nonchalant about the comings and goings of our ‘apparent’ celebrity overlords or your one of the many millions who care about revolving circus that is the Kardashian/Jenner clan.
If you do care about a family, whose talent is based on privilege and attention, then more power to you. I won’t pass judgment on you, you’ve got your convictions. So in that sense, I suppose the debate as to whether Kylie Jenner has already had her child could keep you awake at night.
‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians‘ is hard work, (believe me I tried, I had the nosebleeds to prove it), it was perhaps made even harder when Kylie revealed she would be taking time out of the spotlight to focus on being pregnant and ensuring an easy birth for her child.
However, it might turn out the whole world has been trolled to pieces as there have been rumours speculating she may have given birth already. As I am not well-versed in their nauseating sphere, I can only be perplexed as to why this is an issue to anyone.
I mean if she’s had a private birth that’s her prerogative, I’m pretty sure her mother, and
overlord head of the Kardashian/Jenner family, Kris, has TMZ on speed dial if they wanted to let the whole world know.
The reason why it’s become such ‘a thing’ for fans is due to a photo of Kylie taken from September to November which has resurfaced recently. It shows her sporting a massive baby bump which has led many to speculate she’s already given birth and we’re all none-the-wiser for it.
Last September she was snapped in Calabasas with – what The Metro have politely reported as – a ‘big baby belly’. In November she was spotted in her maternity tracksuit still sporting her pregnancy bump walking to her car. Since then no one has heard from her.
Most notably, she wasn’t present for the annual Kardashian/Jenner family Christmas photo (which looks like the world’s blandest GAP advert if you ask me) leading many on Twitter to speculate she’s already given birth.
So has Kylie Jenner given birth already? Was it a boy or a girl? Was she ever even pregnant from the start? What if this was all a ruse just to get us talking about them again and for my poor little fingers to type a story about a family who I have about 5% empathy for [NB: that’s quite a lot of empathy].
And now we wait for the truth to out…