Pornhub Premium Free On Valentine’s Day For Lonely Singles

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If you hadn’t noticed today is Valentine’s Day

If you have a significant other you’re pretty much set for the day; a night out on the town, maybe a trip to the theatre, a nice meal at a restaurant or cooked by your loved one and if your lucky, a bit of ‘fun’ to end the night.

However, it sucks if you’re single, but only if you let it.

The power of the mind is to treat Valentine’s Day like any other day and ignore the loved-up couples around you.

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Yet if it all gets a bit too much for you, fear not – your friends at Pornhub have got your back, as they’ve pledged – for one day only – to allow users to access their ‘Premium’ material for those lonely singletons out there. You know who you are.

Thanks to the popular adult entertainment’s analytical insights, last year’s Valentine’s Day saw their website traffic increase by 308 per cent. Damn that’s a lot of lonely folks, soiled underwear and sticky Kleenex tissues.

According to their analysis, the country giving them the biggest boost in traffic is Chile with a 7,288 per cent increase.

This was followed by Mexico, Peru, Columbia and Ecuador – South America were really going for it last year!

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Just in case you’re curious about what people were searching for during last year’s Valentine’s, it happened to be content specific to the day.

Terms such as ‘cherub’ (disturbing), ‘Valentine’ and ‘love’ cropped up the most, followed by the bog-standard porn-related terminologies like ‘cuckold’ and ‘massage’.

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So for 24 hours tomorrow, you can enjoy untold contents of 4K HD smut at your leisure.

Just remember to pace yourselves, okay?