Roald Dahl’s The Witches Is Getting A Remake

by : Julia Banim on : 20 Jun 2018 18:34
The Witches remake is here.The Witches remake is here.Warner Brothers

People around me have not stopped talking about Hereditary and how it’s the scariest film ever made, guaranteed to make you weep with terror.


And I’ve nodded along with these claims, but really only to keep the peace. Because I, for one, know the scariest film ever was already made back way in 1990.

I’m talking of course about The Witches, a strikingly disturbing adaption of Roald Dahl’s 1983 nightmare fodder.

The Witches remake is here.The Witches remake is here.Warner Bros.

I can still remember my heart actually stopping in horror when I realised the little girl was actually trapped in the painting forever and none of the adults were able to rescue her.


And when Anjelica Huston took that mask off, well, my parents may as well have just have whacked on the more child-friendly Nightmare on Elm Street instead.

Remind yourself of the movie which illuminated a thousand night-lights below:

Now a new adaption is on the cards, sure to petrify a new generation of kids from ever, ever peeking in on a Women’s Institute (WI) meeting.

According to Variety, Back to the Future director Robert Zemeckis is currently wrapped up in final negotiations to direct a remake and it is anticipated a deal will be made soon.

Multi-talented Zemeckis will also be writing the script. His partner Jack Rapke will be producing through their banner ImageMovers, alongside Alfonso Cuaron and Guillermo del Toro.

Interestingly, Del Toro was originally in the director’s chair, but had to pull out due to scheduling commitments. Can you even imagine how intense this adaption would have been?


So what can we expect from this latest spooky offering? According to Variety, sources say this version will be more faithful to the novel.

Roald Dahl was reportedly not a fan of the nineties movie, and didn’t approve of the switched ending which was actually less dark than the book. Indeed, he described it as being ‘utterly appalling’ and even tried to have his name removed from the credits.

‘Hopefully’ this new adaption will be more in keeping with the late writer’s macabre wishes, with poor young Luke remaining as a mouse for the rest of his days. Gulp…

Here is the sinister synopsis for the pitch black ‘children’s book:’

This is not a fairy tale. This is about real witches.

Grandmamma loves to tell about witches. Real witches are the most dangerous of all living creatures on earth.

There’s nothing they hate so much as children, and they work all kinds of terrifying spells to get rid of them.

Her grandson listens closely to Grandmamma’s stories—but nothing can prepare him for the day he comes face-to-face with The Grand High Witch herself!

Dahl reportedly would have also preferred Cher to have stepped into the toeless shoes of The Grand High Witch rather than Huston, and indeed she would still make a great casting choice.

Could this be the perfect opportunity to turn back time and give Dahl the villainess he wanted all along?


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Julia Banim

Jules studied English Literature with Creative Writing at Lancaster University before earning her masters in International Relations at Leiden University in The Netherlands (Hoi!). She then trained as a journalist through News Associates in Manchester. Jules has previously worked as a mental health blogger, copywriter and freelancer for various publications.

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  1. Variety

    Robert Zemeckis to Direct Adaptation of Roald Dahl’s ‘The Witches’ (EXCLUSIVE)

  2. roalddahl.com

    The Witches