Seven People Who Are Definitely On Santa’s Naughty List
Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas everyone!
Hopefully you’ve been good this year and have found your way onto Santa’s present list, either that or you’ve managed to blag it – if so, well played.
These people, however, have definitely not been good, and on Christmas morning will be finding massive lumps of coal in their disgraceful stockings.
Welcome to Santa’s Naughty List 2015:
This Guy Who Pushed A Fisherman In A Lake
What a bellend.
This d***head who pushed a fisherman into a lake for no reason in Coventry will definitely be getting a massive block of coal.
The Absolute Bastard Who Ran Over Nine Ducklings In A Lawnmower
Yep, you read that right.
A Florida man was jailed earlier in the year for running over and killing a family of ducklings, unofficially earning himself the title of ‘Absolute Bastard of the Year’ in the process.
Jason Scott Falbo II was jailed for a year for running over the nine ducklings with a lawnmower.
The police report states he ‘ran directly over the ducklings and body parts were scattered all over the lawn’.
When confronted he then reportedly smiled, and backed up his mower over the ducklings, with the police report quoting Falbo as saying: “They were in my path, so I just kept mowing.”
The Bus Driver Who Beat Up A Special Needs Kid
What a terrible specimen of a human being.
A bus driver in Iowa was caught on camera beating up a 15-year-old boy with special needs after he wouldn’t sit in his seat properly.
Richard Scarbrough was charged with assault and child endangerment.
The Man Who Raised The Price Of AIDS And Cancer Drugs By 5,000 Per Cent
Martin Shkreli earned the title of most hated man on the internet this year, and rightly so.
His pharmaceutical company acquired the rights to Daraprim – the drug is the best treatment for people with weakened immune systems, such as AIDS patients, who have come to rely on the drug.
Before Mr. Shkreli bought ownership of Daraprim a dose would retail for $13.50 USD. He announced he would increase the price by 5,000 per cent to $750 a pill.
After a whole world of hate was directed his way he said he’d lower the price of the drugs. Then he didn’t.
What a bastard.
The Absolute Bastard Who Buried His Dog Alive
Another absolute bastard, this time a massive A.B in France who buried his dog alive.
This A.B was arrested after his French mastiff was found buried alive, weighed down with lead and stones and left to die.
Images of the dog caused outrage on social media, with a petition calling for the owner to be given the maximum sentence for animal cruelty, which could mean two years in jail and a fine of up to 30,000 euros. Double the sentence, and the fine, I say.
The dog was discovered by a man walking his own dog on waste ground. He called emergency services and started rescuing her.
He said on Facebook: “Only her head was visible and it was difficult to see given the amount of earth covering her.”
There are no words to describe what a terrible person he is…
There are too many things to name, here are just two examples of why she is a terrible human being.
1) When she said a disabled child should never have been born.
Jaxon Emmett Buell, whose nickname is Jaxon Strong, was born with an extreme birth defect called Microhydranencephaly, where the brain and skull don’t form properly.
His inspirational story has gone viral a couple of times over the year, and professional troll and all-around bad shit Katie Hopkins weighed in with her unwelcome views.
2) When she insulted the family of a dead police officer.
PC Phillips, 34, was tragically killed after being hit by a stolen truck in Wallasey, Merseyside, in the early hours of Monday while attempting to deploy a tyre-puncturing device.
And Hopkins didn’t miss an opportunity to stick her massive unwanted opinion into the Twitter-sphere, showing her usual tact and sensitivity – the equivalent of a brick to the face.
Coincidently it’s Katie Hopkins new BFF Donald Trump who trumps Santa’s naughty list.
The all round racist, nasty hairpieced wanker has dominated headlines with all the ridiculous shit that spews out of his mouth like a particularly bigoted volcano.
There was the time he said all Mexicans were rapists and drug dealers, and said he wanted to build a massive wall between the U.S. and Mexico.
He also said he wanted to turn off the internet.
And of course all the many other ridiculous things he said, like banning all Muslims from entering America – in fact he distributed so much verbal hate that a UK petition to ban him from the country gained so much support MPs will have to consider debating it.
Get in the bin, Trump.