I can tell you a lot about One Direction fans, and it probably wouldn’t be all positive, but one positive thing I can say about them is this. They are a good f*cking shot.
The following video emerged on Twitter yesterday and has racked up thousands of retweets and favourites since. But it’s no surprise.
It shows Harry Styles at an obviously sold out gig, and as he is stomping the catwalk further into the crowd, a girl next to the camera launches a can of coke. It hits him. It hits him directly on the noggin. And by the look on her face following the headshot, she did not expect that accuracy.
I heard she’s just signed a 4 year contract with the NY Yankees.
Jack of nothing. Master of f**k all.