Someone Sends Oregon ‘Terrorists’ Loads Of Lube To Go With Their Dildos


It’s fair to since the Oregon ‘terrorists’ took over a federal building on a remote wildlife reserve to protest government ‘tyranny’ earlier this month, no-one has been particularly supportive…

The ‘militiamen’ have been calling on members of the public to send ‘essential’ supplies like French vanilla coffee creamer, hair conditioner and pillow cases.

But instead of getting any of these vital items, they instead got sent dozens of dildos from generous citizens earlier this week. So it was almost inevitable they’d need something to help them out…

On Thursday, Max Temkin – a Chicago-based designer – posted to Twitter his order of a 55 gallon drum of person lubricant, which he kindly sent to the group. It cost him more than $1,000, but it was definitely worth every penny.

The militia had previously called for blankets and snacks while it remains armed and dangerous occupying federal lands in Eastern Oregon in protest of an ongoing dispute between state and man.

It’s fair to say group organiser Jon Ritzheimer lost his temper about all the dildos and dick paraphernalia that was bombarding the group earlier this week.

In a Facebook post he said: “It’s really ridiculous. Rather than going out and doing good, they just spend all their money on hate and hate and hate and hate.”

It looks like the group are refusing to bend over and take it, but at least their latest delivery will make it a lot easier to do so…