Stephen Hawking Hosted A Party For Time Travellers, No One Came


Stephen Hawking had very, very good banter it has emerged in tributes following the news of his death aged 76.

The theoretical physicist died peacefully at his home in Cambridge in the early hours of the morning.

He was known for his work on black holes and relativity, penning the groundbreaking A Brief History Of Time in 1988.

But, as proven delightfully today, Hawking also had a strong passion for quality bants. On one occasion, he threw a party for time travellers just to prove it was all BS.


In 2009, Hawking hosted a dinner at the University of Cambridge in which the invitations weren’t sent out until the reception had finished. If people could travel back in time, surely they’d be able to attend, oui?

Well, they didn’t, cause y’know, time travel isn’t a real thing… just yet anyway.

NBC reported Hawking told the Seattle Science Festival in 2012:

I have experimental evidence that time travel is not possible. I gave a party for time-travellers, but I didn’t send out the invitations until after the party. I sat there for a long time, but no one came.

Hawking defied medical opinion, despite suffering from a form motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS).

When the theoretical physicist, cosmologist and author was diagnosed in 1963, doctors gave him just two years to live.


His children Lucy, Robert and Tim said in a statement:

We are deeply saddened that our beloved father passed away today.

He was a great scientist and an extraordinary man whose work and legacy will live on for many years.

His courage and persistence with his brilliance and humour inspired people across the world.

He once said, ‘It would not be much of a universe if it wasn’t home to the people you love.’

We will miss him forever.


Leo McCluskey, an associate professor of neurology and medical director of the ALS Centre at the University of Pennsylvania, told Scientific American:

One thing that is highlighted by this man’s course is that this is an incredibly variable disorder in many ways. On average people live two to three years after diagnosis.

But that means that half the people live longer, and there are people who live for a long, long time. Life expectancy turns on two things: the motor neurons running the diaphragm—the breathing muscles. So the common way people die is of respiratory failure.

And the other thing is the deterioration of swallowing muscles, and that can lead to malnutrition and dehydration.

If you don’t have these two things, you could potentially live for a long time—even though you’re getting worse. What’s happened to him is just astounding. He’s certainly an outlier.

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Rest in Power, Stephen.