In perhaps the most important news of the day, the guys over at Target Map have produced a trusty little graphic showing the countries and continents that are packing the biggest cocks.
Target Map created the infographic using a colour coded map which shows the different average erection sizes from across the globe, reports The Sun.
As you can see, men from Jamaica and Haiti as well as Western African countries such as Ghana, the Congo, and Gabon are the rightful owners of the most jaw dropping average erections on earth with the average size ranging from 6.3 to 7 inches.
These are closely followed by men from Australia, Italy, Norway, Mexico, and South Africa – who average at around 5.8 – 6.3.
Brits, Americans, French, German, and Spanish men all average about the same – with most blood filled todgers ranging between 5 and 5.8 inches…
And in fourth place comes the Japanese, Indonesian, Greek, Brazilian, and the Russians who reach a grand ol’ potential of around 4.1 – 5 inches.
Unfortunately for blokes in India, Sri Lanka, Thailand, Malaysia, and South Korea they rank in lowest place with the average hard on piling in somewhere between 3.6 inches and 4.1.
Oh and if you wondering, apparently the largest reported penis in the world at the minute belongs to a Mexican man called Roberto Esquivel Cabrera who’s manhood measures 18.9 inches and weighs 2lbs.
Ooo what a whopper.
Joseph Loftus is a Gold Standard NCTJ journalist with four years experience working for international and regional press.
As well as working for UNILAD and LADbible, Joseph has worked as Liverpool Correspondent for Unsigned & Independent Magazine, as well as stints with the Liverpool Echo and Warrington Guardian.