The Rock Shares Throwback Photo, People Keep Making Jokes About His Moustache

Dwayne Johnson Urges Men To Speak Up About Mental HealthGetty

Before ‘The Great One’ was ‘laying the smackdown’ on jabronies in the WWE, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson had dreams of being a professional American football player.

He’s come along way since then, from wrestling in Speedos and lathering himself in baby oil to now, as one of Hollywood’s highest-paid and most influential actors on the scene.

Yesterday he shared a ‘Throwback Thursday’ picture from his college football days to show his 108 million followers how far he’s come. While it is a sentimental picture people couldn’t help pick at one thing, his facial hair… or lack thereof.

While they would probably never mock him to his face – come on, you’ve seen the size of him – people in the comments section couldn’t help but poke fun of his pencil-thin, barely visible moustache.

To be fair it’s like someone drew a faint line in between his upper lip and the bottom of his nose with a 2H pencil.

One cheeky user in the comments section asked the People’s Champion:

Is that shadow on your lip supposed to be a mustache

Another person stated:

you look like a pornstar from the 70s

Not everyone thought his moustache was terrible, one person wrote:

that is a mighty mustache

To which I say ‘what moustache’? – Dwayne if you’re reading this, please don’t hurt me.

Another person claimed his moustache was so good it:

… should have got you in the CIA alone.

Which conveniently leads us to our next point. In the caption, Johnson revealed he didn’t always want to be a wrestler or an actor. In fact, he wanted to work for the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA).

The Rock and Kevin HartUniversal Pictures International

In his caption Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson revealed:

Found this gem
Check out 22yrs old and 280lbs of Smirky Beefy McBeef here posing for our Miami Hurricanes media day.
Fun fact: in college, my goal was to eventually work for the CIA. Until my criminal justice professor and advisor (Dr. Paul Cromwell) convinced me that the best operative I could become for the agency is one that also had a law degree.
I thought that’s a great idea until I realized no respectable law school would ever let me in with my pile of steaming shit grades.
End of story.
#ByeByeCIA #HelloHollywood #AndBadAssFannyPacks

Can you imagine how terrifying being busted by The Rock would be?

Dwayne 'The Rock' JohnsonPA

To be honest this isn’t even his funniest Throwback Thursday picture.

To this day nothing beats his infamous ‘fanny pack’ photo, a picture which will go down in the annals of Internet history as one of the greatest things ever.

It’s so universally loved The Rock was kind enough to recreate the photo back in May 2017.

In the caption he wrote:

When I took this iconic absurdity of a picture in 1996 I was one year removed from sleeping on a used mattress I took from a garbage dumpster in the back of an hourly sex motel. Couldn’t afford to buy a bed so we do what we gotta do to get by. You can imagine all the fun colorful bodily fluids I tried my best to clean off.

21 years later I’m taking the same photo backstage hosting #SaturdayNightLive for the fifth time. If you’re going thru your own tough times “used mattress” stage, do your best to have faith things’ll get better and always be willing to outwork your competition because you never know where life is gonna take you.

And ALWAYS remember to place a soft tissue under your left elbow as to protect the fabric of the cheap ass swag turtleneck that had you out here looking like a bad ass buff lesbian.

Oh and tuck the thumb in the fanny pack. Always tuck the thumb.

Never change Rocky, never change.

If you have a story you want to tell, send it to [email protected]