If you’re ever feeling low why not pop onto social media for some philosophical advice to bring you out of your slump?
Alternatively you may come across some absolute nonsense which cheers you up by way of its sheer stupidity.
And sadly for these Twitter users, that is precisely where they have stepped in.
Check out these candidates for dumbest tweets of 2015.
Time don't heal all wombs but it give u the ability to deal with things better then u did before
— djack48 (@d_jack48) February 16, 2015
Straight out of med school.
I can't hang out wit bitches with low selfie steam.
— #DabOrDie Vol.✌ (@iCurlBANGS) September 10, 2015
You’re doing selfies wrong.
Damn we got a noise complaint Niggas hate us cause they anus
— Baaqeezy The Great (@to_laydback) September 23, 2015
There is absolutely no way spell check can be blamed there.
Never forget the holla course
— TRUMP 2016 (@Based_Gandhi) March 13, 2015
How could anyone forget those dark days?
People expect too much out of me. I hate being put on a peddlestool.
— kayla ♡ † ∞ (@LiveLife4Laughs) October 9, 2015
Come on guys, put the ‘peddlestool’ away.
I tore both of my labias and boy am I sore. I can't even comb my hair normally. ?
— Rob (@DarknessWRain) August 17, 2015
In fairness that one could possibly be true, but way too much information if that is the case.
Why are all these girls losing their versionity in middle school
— Becky (@beckslicka) September 19, 2015
How does one lose their ‘versionity’?
boys are so dumb I can never have a enter lectual conversation with them
— mango (@giftedteen) July 8, 2015
I do not doubt that ‘enter lectual’ conversation has escaped most of us for the majority of our lives.
I've got whore derbs in the oven if anyone wants to stop by…
— P Sherman (@micah1975) April 17, 2015
I’m sure one or two web users will be all over that offer.
lmfao. i just realized there was a double aunt andre in that last tweet. i'm so accidentally clever.
— Heaux Heaux Heaux (@such_A_frknlady) September 17, 2015
Aren’t you just…
Technology is not making people stupid, it’s just exposing it.
An NCTJ Journalist with an MA in Sports Journalism, Kieron is an experienced social media journalist who has worked in the industry since 2015. His experience includes work with ITN, the MEN, WISH/WIRE/TOWER FM, and 8:50 Sports Digest… not forgetting his time at ASDA.