Interested in Kylie Jenner giving you a head orgasm?
It’s called ASMR, and if done correctly, it’s pretty close to complete euphoria.
If you’re not familiar with the practice, imagine the opposite of the feeling you get when you hear nails on a chalkboard – that’s ASMR.
The youngest of the Kardashian Klan hasn’t actually set up her own ASMR channel, but for the greater good of brain orgasms, YouTube user Axxes has compiled the reality star’s most soft-spoken, ASMR-friendly Snapchats.
Officially known as autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR), brain orgasms apparently feel like ‘a warm, fuzzy feeling in the back of the head and spine’. They’re more often brought on by certain triggers, like soft whispering, crinkling bags, or tapping on surfaces.
As a result, a number of people – known cleverly as ASMRtists – have created their own YouTube channels dedicated to bringing pleasure to the masses.
There are tons of videos out there (some better than others), so if Kylie Jenner whispering about cooking breakfast and selling her lip kits didn’t send you into brain euphoria, there’s bound to be another that will.
Lucky for those of you into tapping sounds and figures of authority, the woman who brought us the Kylie Jenner ASMR vid also has one for Vladimir Putin.
So if King Kylie didn’t do it for you, maybe big bad Vlad will:
No? Here are a few others from one of the best ASMRtists on YouTube:
That’s definitely one way to waste a few hours.