This Is How Sunburnt British People Are After One Day Of Sunshine


Yesterday, the tides of the season changed and summer finally graced our English shores – and then left again last night as perpetual winter and thunderstorms rained down on Britain once more. 

However, in those few spare hours of blistering heat – heat which most of us had prayed for, yet when it actually came out, we simply didn’t know how to react – tonnes of Brits managed to change the colour of their skin from a milk bottle white to a painful bright red.

And yes, it looks like fucking agony.


Taking to social media everywhere, new wave lobsters emerged out of their underwater hiding places and flooded the Internet with photos of their deep fried skin:

There’s gonna be a lot of painful nights in the UK this week…

Joseph Loftus

Joseph Loftus

Joseph Loftus is a Gold Standard NCTJ journalist with four years experience working for international and regional press.As well as working for UNILAD and LADbible, Joseph has worked as Liverpool Correspondent for Unsigned & Independent Magazine, as well as stints with the Liverpool Echo and Warrington Guardian.