Have you ever been playing Halo 5, and wished that there was some kind of game mode that lets you shoot zombie turds as they snake up a toilet drain?
If you say no, you’re lying. We’ve all wished for that exact thing. Thankfully, The fan-made Halo custom gametype ‘Clogged Toilet’ has made its grand return in Halo 5: Guardians.
I’m ashamed to admit it, but I had no idea that Clogged Toilet has actually been around since Halo 3. Built using Forge, players spawn in a giant toilet bowl as infected zombies and shoot up the drain to get you.
You have a shotgun with unlimited ammo, and two grenades to survive for as long as you can in your undead porcelain nightmare.
This newest incarnation of the mental mini-game features a giant plunger and a roll of loo paper, but these are objects of decorative interest only – It’s in the toilet itself where the real action waits.
You can also check out some footage of Clogged Toilet in action just below, just in case you weren’t sure what a bunch of Spartans trapped in a toilet bowl looks like.
When Halo redefined the FPS genre back in 2001, who could have predicted that the franchise would end up this far down the toilet?
Ewan Moore is a journalist at UNILAD Gaming who still quite hasn’t gotten out of his mid 00’s emo phase. After graduating from the University of Portsmouth in 2015 with a BA in Journalism & Media Studies (thanks for asking), he went on to do some freelance words for various places, including Kotaku, Den of Geek, and TheSixthAxis, before landing a full time gig at UNILAD in 2016.