In dark meeting rooms across the world the secret shadow cabals that suppress knowledge of alien life are no doubt panicking that their decades-long plot is falling around their ears as we now have undeniable proof that aliens exist.
Or at least that’s the claim of yet another group of crackpot UFO hunting YouTubers with far too much time on their hands – some might say…
Secure Team 10, who in their own words are the information source to which millions of answer-seeking individuals have come for breaking reports on the many mysteries of our universe are the ones behind the claim.
They believe that several UFOs can be seen in a NASA video where the Italian European Space Agency astronaut Samantha Cristoforetti demonstrates how to open a window shutter on the station.
In the footage several unidentified objects can be seen flying by the ISS and conspiracy theorists have latched on to the idea that it’s proof of alien life despite them having literally no proof.
I could say it’s not a UFO but in fact a lost pack of space dolphins migrating to Neptune for the Summer and it would have as much scientific weight as Secure Team 10’s theory as there’s equal amounts of evidence to support either. Namely none.
Anyway according to Tyler Glockner, who uploaded the footage and claimed it was UFO’s without even entertaining the idea it was space dolphins, this is the proof the world’s been waiting for.
I do believe that we have some undeniable footage that will prove that there are unknown manned objects flying out there in space.
I’m not talking about space debris or any of the usual go-to excuses used by NASA.
I’ve had a tonne of people saying there is a point in this video when, moment after [Samantha] opens up this window hatch, there are multiple UFOs that can be seen speeding by.
NASA of course deny the visit of UFOs to our planet because they’re concerned with actual science as opposed to whatever this Secure Team 10 nonsense is, not that conspiracy theorists care.
In other news UFOs haven’t been proven, ghosts don’t exist and neither does Bigfoot. For a comprehensive list of stuff that doesn’t exist spend half an hour watching videos with ‘proof’ in the title on YouTube and you’ll cover all the major bases.
More of a concept than a journalist, Tom Percival was forged in the bowels of Salford University from which he emerged grasping a Masters in journalism.
Since then his rise has been described by himself as ‘meteoric’ rising to the esteemed rank of Social Editor at UNILAD as well as working at the BBC, Manchester Evening News, and ITV.
He credits his success to three core techniques, name repetition, personality mirroring, and never breaking off a handshake.