Last year I worked six months for a large town’s newspaper, and in the office, some coffee crazed maverick had the orgasm of all coffee companions – hazelnut milk.
And yes, I was the bastard that for six months straight would top my Americano off with more than a drizzle of his incredibly tasty milk.
Fortunately for me, I escaped justice (so far as I know), but one prolific coffee creamer thief didn’t escape that easily.
So picture the scene, you’ve been enjoying some woman’s coffee ‘creamer’ for weeks on end – something you think she isn’t onto.
And then, according to the Daily Mail, one morning, our unsuspecting thief went to get his typical morning brew only this time there was a note written on the bottle.
In case you can’t see it clearly, the note read:
Good morning! To whomever has been enjoying my coffee creamer all week … surprise!!! You’ve been drinking my BREAST MILK.
Hope you enjoyed. Cheers! —B.
P.S. it’s organic. So no worries ?
And that right there is yet another reason why you should put your co-worker’s milk, lunch, or fruit right back where it belongs and act like you never even knew it was there.
For others, however, it might already be too late – you could’ve been drinking breast milk for years.
Joseph Loftus is a Gold Standard NCTJ journalist with four years experience working for international and regional press.
As well as working for UNILAD and LADbible, Joseph has worked as Liverpool Correspondent for Unsigned & Independent Magazine, as well as stints with the Liverpool Echo and Warrington Guardian.