Woman Spends Life Savings On Powerball Tickets, Makes Ridiculous Plea To Get Money Back


What charitable causes are people giving their hard-earned money to these days?

Syrian refugees? The homeless, perhaps? Well one woman in Tennessee thinks it should be going to her, after she made some pretty horrendous life choices…


Meet Cinnamon Nicole from Cordova. In an example of absolute twattery she allegedly spent her entire life savings buying up all the Powerball tickets she could afford.

She was so hopeful of bagging Wednesday’s $1.6 billion jackpot and getting to do something like this…


Despite the chances of anyone winning the jackpot being 1 in 292.2 million, she still decided to go big. However, it didn’t all go according to plan and she’s now completely penniless and is asking for your help. Yes, really.

In a case of literally have zero brain cells, Nicole created a GoFundMe page to get donations and ‘spend another fortune trying to hit it big again’. For fuck sake, she will obviously never learn…

However, the fundraising site weren’t too pleased with her appeal for cash (I couldn’t imagine why), so they shut her Powerball reimbursement page down.

Here’s the emotional message that raised her $800 before getting deleted.

Please help me and my family as we have exausted all of our funds. We spent all of our money on lottery tickets (expecting to win the 1.5 billion) and are now in dire need of cash. With your small donation of at least $1.00, a like and one share, I’m certain that we will be able to pick ourselves up from the trenches of this lost and spend another fortune trying to hit it big again! PLEASE, won’t you help a family in need. DONATE NOW.

For your charitable donations, Nicole promises to make you her #MCM or #WCW, whatever the fuck that means. But apparently some users simply weren’t in support of her attempts, I couldn’t imagine why.

The world owes you nothing mate, sort your life out…