You can rest easy. It turns out your utter dating failure is just down to the name your parents gave you, not your mundane personality… phew.
Dating app Tinder has released the most right-swiped names for 2016.
I can’t say someone’s name could sway their attractiveness for me but with Tinder being entirely superficial, it wouldn’t surprise me if it’s a factor these days.
Is it causation? Maybe…or perhaps it’s just a list of the most common names, which are statistically more likely to be right-swiped because they occur more frequently.
But that really takes the romance out of it, so here are the most popular guys names on Tinder:
The most popular names for girls are:
So just a quick application to the deed poll to change your name to Amelia or Harry, and like magic, you’ll stop being sad and lonely.
After that you just need to get some attractive photos, some friends to pose in them with you, and a hobby that’s not wanking.
You can lead a horse to water…