NASA Forced To Issue Statement On ‘Martian Child Slave Colony’


NASA has been forced to respond to allegations they have a colony of child sex slaves on Mars.

Yes, really. You couldn’t make this shit up… unless you were on the Alex Jones Show. The infamous conspiracy theorist’s guest, Robert David Steele, made this bizarre claim on Jones’ Infowars channel.

During their exchange, his guest said that children had been secretly kidnapped and sent on a mission to Mars.

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Steele said:

We actually believe that there is a colony on Mars that is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20-year ride.

So that once they get to Mars they have no alternative but to be slaves on the Mars colony.

You’d think NASA had better things to do then reply to deranged, unsubstantiated ramblings from an absolute nutcase, but in a world gone bat shit crazy they did just that.

“There are no humans on Mars. There are active rovers on Mars. There was a rumour going around last week that there weren’t. There are. But there are no humans,” Guy Webster, a spokesperson for Mars exploration at NASA, told The Daily Beast.

This is just the latest claim that NASA have had to rebuke as fake news, earlier this week they were forced to say they weren’t holding information about extra terrestrials, after Anonymous suggested it was about to announce alien contact.

Jones made reference to more claims on the show, suggesting that whenever the probes seem to find something they ‘turn them off’ because they don’t ‘want us looking into what is happening’.

“Look, I know that 90 percent of the NASA missions are secret and I’ve been told by high level NASA engineers that you have no idea. There is so much stuff going on,” he said.

There may well be, but until we see any proof of that you’ve got to be sceptical (and rational) about it.