Smelling Your Partner’s Farts Will Not Make You Live Longer

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CORRECTION: This article was originally published containing false or misleading information. The original article stated a study had found that smelling your partners farts could help you live longer. This is not true as the scientists behind the study have denied their findings shows any health benefits from inhaling flatulence or any effects on cancer.

Smelling your partner’s farts will not amazingly make you live longer.

A research team at the University of Exeter was claimed to have discovered it is good for you to inhale your partner’s stinky farts as the gases in them can combat diseases.

So if you catch your partner eyeing you up weirdly tonight in bed, just sitting there waiting, you know why. They’ve got a dirty surprise for you which will have no benefits to your health.

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The study, published in the journal Medicinal Chemistry Communications, analysed the impact of the gas hydrogen sulfide which humans produce in small amounts.

Although it was found to be noxious in large doses, researchers discovered that cellular exposure to small amounts of the gas can prevent mitochondrial damage which has many health implications.

One of the researchers, Dr. Mark Wood, said:

Although hydrogen sulfide is well known as a pungent, foul-smelling gas in rotten eggs and flatulence, it is naturally produced in the body and could in fact be a healthcare hero.

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Creating a new compound know as AP39, the team at the university were said to believe this could hold the key to future therapies as it ensures that the body retains and produces the right amount of hydrogen sulfide.

Researchers claim that this compound can be delivered to targeted cells in the body and placed inside.

Professor Matt Whiteman, from the university’s medical school, added:

When cells become stressed by disease, they draw in enzymes to generate minute quantities of hydrogen sulfide.

This keeps the mitochondria ticking over and allows cells to live. If this doesn’t happen, the cells die and lose the ability to regulate survival and control inflammation.

We have exploited this natural process by making a compound, called AP39, which slowly delivers very small amounts of this gas specifically to the mitochondria.

Our results indicate that if stressed cells are treated with AP39, mitochondria are protected and cells stay alive.

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According to the scientists the research has shown that if AP39 is administered, in models of cardiovascular disease 80 percent of the heart’s mitochondria cells survive under highly destructive conditions.

Early results also that show that AP39 can help to lower high blood pressure and also dramatically improve the chances of survival after a heart attack by slowing the heartbeat making it more efficient.

In July 2014, when news of the research was published by the university, the University of Exeter website stated: ‘┬áProfessors Whiteman and Wood are now working towards advancing the research to a stage where it can be tested in humans.’

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So next time you give your nearest and dearest a Dutch Oven, do it from the kindness of your heart and not from the result of bad science reporting.

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