Does size matter? It’s a question which has plagued masculinity since time began. Some argue the size of your tool most certainly matters, while others argue the extreme opposite. But what’s the truth?
Well according to a new study carried out by researchers at the Australian National University, Monash University, and La Trobe University, the size of your penis most certainly matters.
However, this is only the case when put into context with the rest of your masculine self – such as your height and torso size, according to Maxim.
In the study, women were shown a selection of 53 CGI models of many different nude male bodies, before being asked to rate them in attractiveness on a 7-point scale.
As you can probably already guess, the figures with the larger-sized members rated higher than those lacking in inches.
The study also shows that those fortunate enough to possess the full triple whammy of attractiveness – such as being tall, broad shouldered, and having a penis like a horse, were rated highest.
Since the study argues that the size of your member is only as important as a lot of other things, it concludes that if you’re a small guy with a big penis, or a tall guy with a small penis then you’d be rated about the same on the attractive scale.
So chances are it’s a win win situation for everyone. Unless you’re a short guy with a short penis. Then things aren’t looking too good.
Joseph Loftus is a Gold Standard NCTJ journalist with four years experience working for international and regional press.
As well as working for UNILAD and LADbible, Joseph has worked as Liverpool Correspondent for Unsigned & Independent Magazine, as well as stints with the Liverpool Echo and Warrington Guardian.