Pornhub Gives Kayne West Lifetime Membership

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Kanye West is one lucky man, not only is he one of hip-hop’s most influential – if not most divisive – figures, he’s married to one of the most desirable women on the planet (which is also up for debate).

He even seems to have a good eye for spotting future innovators in the fashion industry before anyone else, he knew the potential of Off-White founder Virgil Abloh before everybody else jumped on the hype train. West has his fingers in every pie. This includes the adult entertainment industry.

Fret not, it doesn’t mean he’s going to be directing his own art house style adult films (or is he?), but he has been blessed with a free lifetime premium membership to Pornhub. And all it took was a quick shout out on Jimmy Kimmel Live!.

I wonder if I can fit any Kanye West songs into this article? let’s find out, shall we?

Thanks to this week’s interview on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, West has been gifted a free lifetime membership to Pornhub’s premium content, none of the low quality stuff us mere mortals are lumbered with. West now has access to a plethora of top dollar x-rated content, he’ll be like Charlie in Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. He really is living the Good Life, isn’t he?

But too much of a good thing can hamper your train of thought, sooner or later it All Falls Down. But try telling Mr West that, he’ll tell you ‘You Can’t Tell Me Nothing‘.

Kanye West being interviewed by Jimmy KimmelABC

During his interview with Kimmel, he touched on everything from his questionable support and admiration of President Donald Trump, new music he’s working on and adult films. Kimmel asked Ye’ if his outlook on women has changed since having two daughters’ with wife – and incessant attention seeker – Kim Kardashian.

The College Dropout responded to Kimmel with a casual:

Nah, I still look at Pornhub.

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian at the GrammysPA

He also admitted his favourite category is ‘interracial’, particularly (and unsurprisingly) ‘black on white’. If you have no idea what I’m talking about: a) you’re a bunch of liars and b) that’s what Google is for.

Pornhub took note of his shoutout on Kimmel and they responded to him via a post on Twitter which read:

We want to extend our appreciation to a Mr. @kanyewest for his loyalty to us over the years. A gift in the form of a free lifetime premium membership. Here’s to you, Ye.

If that wasn’t enough, Greg Lansky – who is acknowledged as the Steven Spielberg of the adult entertainment industry – has officially offered Yeezy a chance to ‘direct a legendary adult film for BLACKED.com’, which happens to be one of his favourite production companies, as reported by TMZ. I guess West would title it ‘BLACKED SKKKN HEAD’.

I don’t even want to imagine what a Kanye West-directed adult film would look like, I’m still having a hard enough time trying to digest his new material. His production work on Pusha T’s DAYTONYA is absolute fuego, while his stuff on Nas’ NASIR LP was hit-and-miss. Everything else (including his own solo LP ye) is best left forgotten, although the collab album with Kid CuDi and the Tenyana Taylor LP had some good joints.

For the love of God Kanye, please don’t go delving into the adult entertainment industry [praying hands emoji].

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