Snoop Dogg Releases ‘From Crook To Cook’ Recipe Book For Christmas

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One, two, three and to the fo’, Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre is at the do’. Ready to make an entrance, so back on up . Cause you know about to rip shit up. Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust like a bubble. Compton and Long Beach together, now you know you in trouble.Ā Ain’t nothin’ but a “G” thang, baby! Two loc’ed out ****** so we’re crazy! Death Row is the label that pays me! Unfadeable, so please don’t try to fade this (Hell yeah). But uh, back to the lecture at hand. Perfection is perfected, so I’ma let ’em understand.

Not my words, of course, but those of Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre in the G-funk classic Nuthin’ But A G’ Thang.

What does it have to do with I’m about to say? Well, nothing. But it’s a great song. Who’s gonna take a stand against a bit of great-song-appreciation? Not yourselves with any luck.

Anyway, Snoop Dogg is bringing out a cook book. That’s right! From Crook To Cook, his words not mine, is the essential cook book for fans of the veteran rapper.

As per the Amazon description:

Snoop’s cookbook features OG staples like Baked Mac & Cheese and Fried Bologna Sandwiches with Chips, and new takes on classic weeknight faves like Soft Flour Tacos and Easy Orange Chicken. And it don’t stop…Snoop’s giving a taste of the high life with remixes on upper echelon fare such as Lobster Thermidor and Filet Mignon. But we gotta keep it G with those favourite munchies too, ya know? From chewy Starbursts to those glorious Frito BBQ Twists, you should have an arsenal of snacks that’ll satisfy. And of course, no party is complete without that Gin and Juice and other platinum ways to entertain.

Last we saw of Dogg, he was smoking a blunt outside the White House.

He asked his Instagram followers at the time:

What up party people. I just got the urge to get up and go to the White House.

And not only go to the White House but do some gangster sh*t.

What would a dog do? Pee on a tree? Sh*t on the lawn?

Perhaps smoke a blunt?

Snoop gave them three minutes to get 20,000 likes on his post. If they met his requirements, he’d go and smoke weed outside the home of the POTUS.

Sure enough, the internet came through, and Snoop journeyed down to the White House with his crew.

He ignored parking laws under the justification he’s Snoop Dogg and asked the driver to let him out on the road so he could take a picture in front of the infamous building.

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I had 2 do it pt1

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Snoop continued to document his saga in a series of videos as he sat on a bench opposite the White House, greeting fans and complimenting strangers before lighting up a joint.

Luckily for Snoop, recreational marijuana is legal in Washington D.C. for anyone over the age of 21, so he was perfectly within his rights to protest using weed.

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To really hammer in the point of his trip, Snoop said:

While you n****s is voting and doing all this other bullsh*t, Iā€™m at the White House, smoking. F*ck the president.

Hopefully Snoop also voted – getting high won’t help the state of the government.

Assuring his followers Trump hadn’t sent any Secret Service agents after him for his unusual protest, the Young, Wild and Free singer posted another video upon his return saying ‘everything was smooth’.

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Back from the White House šŸ”

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It must have made a brilliant sight for any tourists in the area.

Seeing Snoop Dogg hanging out, smoking weed in a park, would have their trip to peer at the White House through the fence a lot more interesting.

Incredible.

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