Stuart Macfarlane/Arsenal/GettyJack Wilshere – Arsenal’s often injured, serial smoking midfielder – has, for some reason, decided it would be a good idea to take part in a Q&A session on Twitter.
As everyone could have probably told him before he launched into the hate-filled Twittersphere, the England man has been well and truly hammered on social media, with just about everyone hijacking the hashtag #AskJackWilshere to tweet their questions.
Some of the tweets are fucking hilarious, so we picked out the best of the bunch to show why a social media Q&A is never a good idea.
Many poked fun at his injury filled career:
are you pissed that your career as a patient has been interrupted by occasional football outings? #AskJackWilshere
— Electronics Guy (@gTownPsycho_) May 11, 2016
@JackWilshere #AskJackWilshere Do you have plans to appear on any more board games? pic.twitter.com/cPEpHg4Hyn
— Mean Mr Mustard (@_Peter_1980) May 11, 2016
If you were a horse, which one of your injuries do you think would have got you put down? #AskJackWilshere
— Ray Bradshaw (@comedyray) May 11, 2016
What's it like playing football with legs made of Weetabix ?#AskJackWilshere
— Shite Sports News (@ShiteSportsNews) May 11, 2016
And some were keen to point out his other alleged indiscretions:
When rolling up a note, do you use a £5, £10, £20 or £50?
— Robbie Keano (@I_AM_TOTTENHAM) May 11, 2016
@ESPNUK your favourite time you've been involved with the police? #AskJackWilshere
— Luke (@Dierbolic) May 11, 2016
#AskJackWilshere @JackWilshere How many fags do you plan on bringing back through customs if you go to the Euros?
— Thomas Hember (@ThomasHember) May 11, 2016
Spurs fans had an absolute field day, obviously:
Do you find it frustrating that you haven't got the skill, pace, vision, technical and goal scoring ability of Dele Alli? #AskJackWilshere
— Glen (@Itchyteef) May 11, 2016
How does it feel when you've seen Dele Alli achieve far more in his 1st season than u ever have? #AskJackWilshere
— Monty (@RealBristolSpur) May 11, 2016
Thoughts on Dele Alli surpassing you in every aspect of the game within a season? #AskJackWilshere pic.twitter.com/dTR1PU4d6h
— Spurs In The Blood (@SpursInTheBlood) May 11, 2016
https://twitter.com/MiguelonaFC/status/730371517108899844
And some were just plain weird:
Can you show me on the doll where Arsene touched you? #AskJackWilshere pic.twitter.com/bcM1b02SoS
— Becky (@BeckyJ27) May 11, 2016
Ah, Twitter, never change.