I don’t know about you but if I’m buying clothes off Ebay – or rather still, just any clothes that are second hand – I don’t want any s**t on them.
And I most definitely mean that literally!
Speaking of s**t, you may may have recently read about UFC fighter Justine Kish .
Kish is the poor MMA fighter who, to put it politely, emptied her bowels during a nasty choke hold inside the Octagon at UFC Fight Night 112.
Well now, one deranged fan – that’s the only word I can think of that would describe someone who wants to do this – is willing to pay an obscene amount of money for the s**t-stained shorts.
As well as receiving a sponsorship offer from ‘Dude Wipes’ – a wet wipe company, Kish also received a discretionary bonus from UFC president Dana White, for the manner in which she dealt with the incident.
— Fancy Combat (@FancyCombat) June 26, 2017
In a recent interview, Kish said, as transcribed by Bloody Elbow:
The most lucrative offer I’ve got is someone messaged me and said, ‘hey, I would like to buy your shorts to hang them up and blah blah blah, in my man cave.
I was like, this is disgusting – there are some really disgusting people out there.
They offered me $15,000 for my shorts.
He gave me his name, his email address, all these things.
I really don’t want to give too much details, but that was the most lucrative offer and I’m not gonna… I mean, why?
People are saying, ‘send them over, just go do it,’ I’m like, ‘oh, alright, well I’ll give him my information, but I don’t see how this is actually real’.
If a guy wants to spend $15,000 of his money on a pair of poop-stained shorts then who am I to argue?
But seriously, $15,000?!
A sports enthusiast with a BA (Hons) in Sports Journalism, who can be found predominantly at Villa Park. Having completed a Masters in Broadcast Journalism, she then went on to work at Sky Sports, the BBC, and the Mirror. When not engrossed in sport, it’s animals, guitars, and Liam Gallagher which take main focus.